Street Talk with one foreigner

Q&A

• Mobile Phone? Yes U$2000 (dead!)
• 2nd hand 2000model> Toyota: U$ 25000+ (Allah, Jesus, Buddha!)
• Rental Flat in Downtown: U$ 200 (cheap! compare with sg's 900+)
• Prostitute? U$ 40+ (still too cheap among international)
• Time taken for applying own business : 1yrs (damn!)
• Salary? U$ 20 (omg!)
• KFC, McDonal? may be, later! (f*cking US banned lah!)
• IDD? yes but the most difficult to call (Ahh!)
• Capitol: Napyidaw (AD or BC?)
• Gay, Les? : No common standardization (Good!)
• Is Yangon Clean? yes, more than India! (Perfect!)
• Electricity? oh pardon, cant hear you well (Sh*t!)
• Internet? Yah, sorry doesnt work google and yahoo (Holy Sh*t!)
• Educated? many universities man! (really? but you havent answerd my Q)
• Braindrain? Block pipe! (i see)
• English? Pronounciation better than all Asia (How about 4 Skills?)
• National trademark plant? Ah let me think, oh..ya. recently "Kyatsu" (Oops!)
• Religion? Most are so called devoted Buddhists, check religion forum in Planet! (omg the last crusade!)
• So you happy there? Of cuz! I m Myanmar, but no money.
• No money no happy lah? Shit! there is only " no money no honey"
• So you have nothing lah? ah ha ha
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